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Shopping Quotes

Shopping Quotes

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” 
~ Erma Bombeck

“I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.” 
~ Jen Lancaster

“When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.

“You? A man? Wants to come shopping with a woman? For clothes?”
“Ah, but not for clothes, not for skirts or shoes.” He shuddered. “For lingerie. And that, my love, is a whole different story. Any time you want to shop for silky underwear, I’ll gladly accompany you.” 
― Lauren Dane

“Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl.” 
― Helen Salter

“Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.” 
― Mignon McLaughlin


“If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.” 
― Cynthia Nelms

“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer shoplifting.
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― Jarod Kintz

“I'm still trying to figure out the secret relationship between the woman and the mall!” 
― Ibrahim Taha

“Alas! Where is human nature so weak as in the book-store?” 
― Henry Ward Beecher

“Always be polite to possible murderers: that was the twenty-four-hour-shopping philosophy.” 
― Kate Griffin

“It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.” 
― Anton Strout

Source : Goodreads.com

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